An AU where for your entire life you’ve only seen black and white, until you receive the first touch from your soulmate and color blooms before your very eyes. The colors don’t stay when you’re alone, but when they’re there by your side and you’re touching? Everything is beautiful.
But what if you touch them and you look around and see all the colors, and beauty. You get caught in the moment and ask ”Do you see it too?” And they reply “What are you talking about?”
That last comment though. Could you imagine being so fully in love and knowing you are with the person you are meant to be with forever. Then you look into their eyes your heart full til bursting, and it all comes crumbling around you because you know all they see when they look at you are hues of gray and black.
Write a book
On the edge of the hollow Maladict was lounging against a tree. There was this about vampires: they could never look scruffy. Instead, they were … what was the word … déshabille. It meant untidy, but with bags and bags of style.
Polly and Mal, from Monstrous Regiment by Pratchett, who flirt for the whole fucking book and no one will convince me otherwise.
Love this book so much!
Bingly Bingly Beep!
Who needs some watch made from apples when you’ve got your very own Dis-Organiser on your wrist! (x)
1. First cut up some strawberries and soak em in vodka for as long as you can bear to wait (if you do it overnight it’s even better)
2. Then add some lemonade.
3. Stir and serve with mint.
4. Be drunk.
Please be nice to moths
They spend their whole caterpillar lives thinking theyre going to be beautiful butterflies and then they turn out ugly and everyone hates them.
Please be nice to moths
get out of here, moths are freaking gorgeous have you even seen them
what is there to not love about moths
some of the most sensitive areas of the female body
look at all the regions that are not titties and vagina guys
porn has lied to you. there are other places you can touch that sensitive and pleasurable.
Oh yeah because I’m just gonna rub her eyes until a she’s horny
Kiss her there you walnut! Use tenderness! Hold her face gently and stroke her eyelids with your thumb and then kiss them! Run your hands down to her neck when you do! THINK!!! Lordie, you have a lot to learn that TOUCH gives more than making her “horny” you’ll drive her nuts doing gentle stuff! It’s trust! It’s care! It’s sensitivity! *smacks your forehead* You want her to be numb in complete ecstasy! I know this shit and I’m ASEXUAL!
Reblogging purely for the beautiful use of the word “walnut” as an insult.
Perfectly sensible insult, I’m allergic to walnuts
[ star dust ]
The Avengers and six of the brightest stars in our night sky.
so my roommate melissa works part-time at a thrift shop pricing donations and she happened to come across this gem
and bought it for me because she is a good friend
it’s signed, framed and dated 1976
this is framed ot3 fanart from 1976
it is now hanging on the wall in our living room for everyone to see
life is full of so many wonders